I couldn't attend any friends' Super Bowl parties this year, so I engaged in my alternate tradition, a nap. Yes, I slept through the entire game. The individualist in me resists doing what so many others are, but also, the Super Bowl strikes me as the final that least resembles a regular-season game. I like the regular seasons of most sports. As the media hype and attention increase, my interest oddly wanes. Where were all these people in Week 2?