Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Not-Quite Cursing

To follow up, if you're trying to cut down on cursing, try these expressions that have served me well:

(Oh) "Cheese dip."

(Oh) "Crap."

(Oh) "Dip."

"Dude."

"Dumbbutt." (Opposite of "Smartass"?)

"Keep the change, you filthy Borg-head."

(Oh) "My goodness."

"Oh, snap."

"Son of a motherless."

"Shut the front door."

"What a drag." (In a Russian accent)

"What a waste of DNA."

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