Saturday, March 06, 2004

FedEx Rhymes with...

I needed to express a reply to some papers that arrived in today's mail. Hurriedly following the cover letter's instructions, I dialed what I thought was FedEx's 1-800 main line, looking for drop-off locations near me. A recording of a woman came on, thanking me for choosing Pilgrim Telecommunications. This was followed by a recorded ad which asked, "Feeling horny?" I hung up faster than you can say, "Golly," but will probably be charged a ridiculous amount anyway.

I corrected my dial and another automated voice gave me three locations not particularly near me.

Yep, forgot all about www.fedex.com, where I eventually found the ruttin' locations. Irony of ironies.

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