"Dude, Where's the General?"

From ETOnline, I hope this casting buzz dies like Nic Cage as Superman:

Sexy JESSICA SIMPSON might be slipping on some short-shorts real soon! Industry buzz that the singer is close to nabbing the coveted role of Daisy Duke in the movie version of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' is growing. At one point, BRITNEY SPEARS had been talked about for the part, but recently only Jessica's name has popped up in reports. ASHTON KUTCHER and PAUL WALKER's names have been bandied about as possibilities to play the Duke boys.