"Seriously, Dude, Where's My Career?"

Quoted from IMDb's review summary for the Ashton Kutcher-Amanda Peet movie A Lot Like Love:

Indeed, Kutcher provides a wide target for several critics, with Peter Howell in the Toronto Star landing a K.O. To wit: 'Ashton Kutcher continues to be a punch line for which no satisfactory joke has yet been written.'