This week on Smallville, a sorority girl named Buffy Sanders (har-har), infected by meteor-mutated bats, spreads a vampirism-like disease.
Clark and Chloe infiltrate a sorority Halloween party.
Clark: I hate costumes.
Infected Lana takes a bite out of Clark and temporarily receives some of his strength and heat vision.
Chloe writes the vampire story and uses it to get a foot in the door with the editor of The Daily Planet (played by Carrie Fisher).
Next week: Lois goes undercover as an exotic dancer and Jonathan catches up with his oldest friend, Jake Jennings (Tom Wopat).
Makin' their way, the only way they know how...