Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Poetic Justice

Alex Rodriguez is this year's American League MVP, putting in sharp relief his scintillating postseason slump. Thank you once again, Can't-Avoid-the-Double-Play-Rod.

Also known as:

Hits-homeruns-in-May-Rod

Sink-a-pitcher's-ERA-Rod

Leave-a-team-in-disarray-Rod

Jeter-should-get-all-his-pay-Rod

6 comments:

Dave White said...

Maybe-he'll-be-better-in-the-postseason-one-day-Rod?

Gerald So said...

That's-what-his-enablers-say-Rod.

John Ricotta said...

Hits-about-as-good-in-the-playoffs-as-Fay-Wray-Rod?

Tribe said...

Yeah, A-Rod is full of shit, but having said that take a look at http://baseballcrank.com/mt2/mt-tb.cgi/4045

Dave White said...

Matui's-back-to-stay-Rod?

Gerald So said...

Mat[s]ui's-back-to-stay-Rod?

He-slumped-at-crunch-time-like-ARod.

(Stay on-topic, will you? :) )