Bill Crider blogged FOXNews.com's report of a U.S. Army drill instructor accused of forcing a depressed trainee to dress up as Superman and submit to sexual abuse.
Disgusting if true—even moreso to Superman fans—but it brought to mind a Navy SEAL running cadence that, conversely, I quite enjoy:
Superman is the Man of Steel,
But he ain't no match for a Navy SEAL.
Chief and Supes got in a fight,
Chief hit Supes with some kryptonite.
Supes fell down to his knees in pain,
Now Chief's dating Lois Lane.