Bill Crider blogged FOXNews.com's report of a U.S. Army drill instructor accused of forcing a depressed trainee to dress up as Superman and submit to sexual abuse.
Disgusting if true—even moreso to Superman fans—but it brought to mind a Navy SEAL running cadence that, conversely, I quite enjoy:
Superman is the Man of Steel,
But he ain't no match for a Navy SEAL.
Chief and Supes got in a fight,
Chief hit Supes with some kryptonite.
Supes fell down to his knees in pain,
Now Chief's dating Lois Lane.
2 comments:
I once leaned against a tree and the DI caught me, asked if I was in love with his tree, and then made me drop trou and hump the tree.
Humiliation is a basic part of basic training.
And I don't believe this story. No DI would bother with the costume.
Thanks for the perspective, David. I forgot for a second about people's tendency to blow things out of proportion.
The detail of the Superman costume just bugs me.
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