Friday, October 05, 2007

Juicing

No, not steroids.

"I have put no chemicals. Only natural juices and berries." (From what movie?)

We bought a Jack La Lanne Power Juicer to juice apples from our backyard. The juice is good, but the juicer overheats, jams, and occasionally launches fruit like popcorn from a popper. Why is none of this on the Infomercial?

UPDATE: I misremembered the movie quote. See the comments for details.

5 comments:

John D. said...

"...launches fruit like popcorn from a popper."

Jack La Lanne Power Juicer? Sounds more like the John McClane Fruit Mortar.

BTW, you have me stumped on the movie quote (believe it or not).

MysterLynch said...

I have no disagree with John, it sounds more like a McGuyver fruit mortar.

sandra seamans said...

Would the movie be "Twins" with Arnold and Danny DeVito?

Gerald So said...

No, not TWINS. I'll give the answer tomorrow if no one comes up with it today.

Gerald So said...

I had the quote wrong myself in the original post. I hadn't watched the DVD in some time. Anyway, the quote is from the scene in COMING TO AMERICA where Akeem and Semmi first visit the barbershop:

MR. CLARENCE
Goddamn, boy. What's that, some kinda weave or somethin'?

AKEEM
It is my natural hair. I have been growing it since birth.

MR. CLARENCE
Shit. What kinda chemical you got in there?

AKEEM
I have put no chemicals. Only juices and berries.

MR. CLARENCE
Shit. That ain't nothin' but an UltraPerm.