Friday, October 31, 2008

The New Avengers?

In the final contest for ARCs of The Shanghai Moon, SJ Rozan asked, if Bill Smith and Lydia Chin were invited to a Halloween party, what would they go as?

I answered:

I'll take a wild stab and say Lydia goes as Emma Peel. It's not how I see her or how she sees herself, but the fun of Halloween is letting your imagination run (within reason).

And I think Bill would deduce Lydia's choice of catsuit and go with the bowler and cane (sword optional) of John Steed.


UPDATE (4:30 PM): I won!

Smallville: "Identity"

While waiting to discuss a story idea with Clark, Lois and Jimmy are accosted by a mugger. Clark super-speeds to thwart the attack just as Jimmy snaps a picture. Jimmy is determined to prove the existence of a mysterious "red-and-blue blur" savior while Tess Mercer has the same need to explain the unexplained that Lex did.

Clark, of course, frets about having his "secret" exposed ("People would be jeopardy if they yadda, yadda."), but when confronted by Jimmy he is incapable of telling the slightest white lie to throw his pal off track:

Did anyone from high school have hero potential?

Any answer would have at least bought time. You may argue that Clark never lies, but in fact he's lied about his abilities all his life. Badly, yes, but he's lied.

For example, to dodge Jimmy's questions, Clark claims he has to fix a tractor, then speeds over to Chloe's, followed shortly by Jimmy.

Uh, Clark, you have a cell phone. Why not call Chloe and decide on a story to tell Jimmy without actually showing up at Chloe's in superhuman time, further confirming Jimmy's suspicions you are superhuman?

And speaking of your cell phone, when Lois called for help with a memory-reading killer, you answered. "Hello?" and flashed to her rescue. Do you really expect her later to believe you didn't get her call until it was too late?

Lois ought to know by now: She calls Clark for help and is mysteriously helped. Who else would it be?

I'm picking particularly large nits, but there were also some clever moments:

While poking around Jimmy's belongings, Clark is interrupted by Lois getting ready for her date with the memory-reader. Lois asks Clark to zip up her dress, which does quite bashfully. The scene is shown later from Lois's memory and we see she enjoyed the moment.

While waiting to meet Jimmy at the farm, Clark makes a pile of all his red and blue clothes.

Halloween Flash Fiction

Only For Good

by Gerald So


The hostages were held in a basement in Staten Island, I wrote, forced to watch either the Star Wars trilogy or Catwoman and Jack Sparrow making out on a broken treadmill.

I closed my memo pad. If Jack weren't a friend and I didn't have a crush on Catwoman, I'd have burst out laughing.

Some Halloween party.

How did I, mild-mannered reporter, end up here? I didn't want to look back, but it was better than looking at them or watching the movies, tainting their memory by association.

I met Catwoman in a Western Lit class last semester. I liked her right away. Her tall frame, clunky shoes, glasses. And everyone on the lit magazine staff noticed. Just like everyone at the Planet knows Clark loves Lois.

At the same time, it was clear to me Cat liked Jack.

Brooding over the summer, I finally asked her out last month:

Would you care to have lunch with me? Purely in the interest of fellowship and conversation.

Some pickup line. I actually felt bad for her having to turn me down.

My instinct then was to retreat to the Fortress of Solitude, but I didn't want to quit the magazine over Cat.

When Susan O'Shea invited the staff to her parents' in Staten Island, I tried to back out. I knew there'd be drinking, and drinking would lead to...this.

But both Cat and Jack said I should come.

So I did. Actually they brought me. I couldn't drive well enough to get a license, which meant I was stuck here until Jack sobered up.

I wanted to show them I could see them together and not go insane.

So much for that.

Call no woman respectable till she's dead.

It was a line from a movie I'd fallen asleep to. Black-and-white. I couldn't remember the title.

I squinted at her over my glasses, but stopped as I felt the heat behind my eyes. I tore out the page I'd begun to write, crammed it in my pocket, and tried to sleep.


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Notes


This is the first story I wrote for Patti Abbott's Fall Flash Fiction Challenge. It was inspired by a Christmas party I attended. Moving the party to Halloween allowed me to take all manner of creative license.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Sports Night

For the first time in years I was transfixed by a New York Knicks game. Granted, I probably would have watched Bones were it not preempted by Barack Obama and a World Series in which I had no rooting interest (Prediction? What prediction?), but it was great to see Mike D'Antoni's team play with energy against the theoretically formidable Heat. That said, the Knicks did let a 20-point lead dwindle to five before sealing the deal, but a win's a win.

I also enjoyed seeing budget-busters Eddy Curry and Stephon Marbury ride the pine all night.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Perspective


From Bouchercon '08: Mary Reagan's photo of me, if you will, with Marcus Sakey in the foreground

What'd I Miss?

One good thing about my UPS battery giving up the ghost was being off the computer during yesterday's wild weather and unpredictable brownouts. I did manage about thirty minutes of Net access at 10:30 A.M. and 1:30 P.M. There were actually no other power flake-outs until just after 9:00 P.M., when our block went black.

Fortunately, we had flashlights at the ready. My new UPS battery arrived earlier in the day, and my brother and I installed it by the light of a GE SteelBeam. The UPS has been charging since shortly after power returned around 1:00 A.M.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Flashing Out

DZ Allen last night announced the shuttering of his Muzzle Flash site, where I had published two pieces.

I'm not fond of flash fiction's trademark surprise endings. I'd prefer to write longer shorts or novels, but plans yielding to insight, I've often written stories classified flash by length. I usually don't make money from these stories—probably why many flash fiction markets fold—but once in a while a story presents itself that is best told as flash.

More markets are out there; you just have to look.

Interrupted

We lost power for about thirty seconds Saturday night in high winds and rain, and I discovered the battery in my UPS (uninterruptible power supply) had served its five years and needed to be replaced. So I'll be shutting down more often until the new battery arrives, fingers crossed against brownouts while I'm actually working on something.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

B.L. Stryker Returns

Jeremy Lynch has posted my review of B.L. Stryker: The Complete Series. Return with me now to those thrilling days of weekly mystery movies. Was I the only one who thought Burt and Loni would live happily ever after?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Take me to your Lederer.

I've enjoyed Richard Lederer's linguistic humor for years, but only today did I learn professional poker players Howard Lederer and Annie Duke were his son and daughter. Another daughter, Katy Lederer, is a poet.

Monday, October 20, 2008

I Love Defenestration

The e-zine, that is, not being thrown out a window. My poems "Dad & I" and "Not Responsible For Typographical Errors" are now live. Thanks to Andrew Kaye, Eileen, Genevieve, and their fellow Defenestrati.

Fall Flash Fiction Challenge

The story starter from Patti Abbott:

Since women have become a bit of a political football of late, I have a choice of two lines to use in a 750 or so word story. Both lines come from an obscure and strange Kay Francis movie from 1932 called Cynara.

"I have been faithful to you, Cynara, in my fashion."


Soup of the Day

by Gerald So



Ed and Cynara Hutton had breakfast 8:30 every morning at Rocky's Diner, Ed starting with a bowl of cream of artichoke soup as a show of devotion. He'd done it mostly to be clever, but in the thirty-nine years they were married and ten years after she passed, he developed a taste for artichoke.

On his seventy-first birthday, however, Ed didn't go to Rocky's for breakfast. Called for jury duty, he had to be at the county courthouse by 8:30. Sitting in the central jury room, he read the three newspapers he brought along. By 12:30, he hadn't been empaneled, and was told he could go to lunch until 2:30.

The courthouse was just far enough from Rocky's that Ed didn't want to make the walk. Instead, he had lunch in the courthouse cafeteria: a dry, tasteless hamburger and ten-ounce, two-dollar bottle of water.

Back in the central jury room by 2:15, Ed started reading Maximum Bob by Elmore Leonard, and didn't hear his name called. At 4:30, he checked at the front desk.

No, he hadn't been called.

The secretary handed him a certificate of service and said, "See you in six years."

Ed smiled at her, knocked on the desktop, and left.

He descended the courthouse steps slowly.

Behind him, a woman called out, "Long day, huh?"

Ed turned and recognized her as someone who'd sat there all day, same as he had.

"I didn't get called, either. Where are you headed?"

"Rocky's."

"I know it. I can drive us."

Ed really looked at her then and, to his surprise, said, "Sure."

As usual, he placed an order beginning with cream of artichoke. A different waitress took his order, but returned shortly, frowning. "I'm sorry. We're out of cream of artichoke. Can I get you something else?"

Ed thought, I have been faithful to you, Cynara, in my fashion, and said, "I'll have the cream of mushroom."

"Make that two," his companion said.

"Name's Ed," he said when the waitress was gone. "What's yours?"

Blushing, she said, "Bella."


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Notes


My first story inspired by Patti's challenge used the line, "Call no woman respectable till she's dead," so I used the alternate line for this one. I looked up Cynara on Wikipedia, discovered its relation to artichokes, and off my imagination ran.


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Others Tackle the Topic


Patricia Abbott, "Cynara"

Cormac Brown, "Cynara"

Clair Dickson, "Weaker Sex"

Ray Foster, "Death Levels"

John McAuley, "A Million Miles Away"

r2, "Goodbye Cynara"

Stephen D. Rogers, "Lady Killer"

Sandra Seamans, "A Collusion of Suits"

Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Great Fighting Game Personality Quiz

Once upon a time, I played a lot of versus-fighting games. Then I realized how much time I was spending playing these games when I could be reading or writing. Also, for the past decade or so, I've been priced out of the market.

But here are my characters of choice in some classic fighting games:

Final Fight: Mike Haggar

Street Fighter II: Ryu

Mortal Kombat: Liu Kang, Sonya Blade

Samurai Shodown: Haohmaru

Tekken: King, Nina Williams

Virtua Fighter: Sarah Bryant

Souledge, Soulblade, Soulcalibur: Mitsurugi

In a Flash

I completed two stories inspired by Patti Abbott's Fall Flash Fiction Challenge. The first I decided to submit to Zygote in My Coffee, which I see has just folded. So watch this blog for two flash fiction pieces in the near future.

My thanks to Brian Fugett, Karl Koweski, and the rest of the Zygotes for a fabulous five-year run.

My Own Worst Enemy

I was zonked from Bouchercon and didn't catch the premiere last Monday, but I did see an encore of Christian Slater's new show last night and liked it. Edward Albright is a highly trained covert operative; Henry Spivey is his deeply entrenched cover identity. When the psychic wall between them begins to erode, they must work together to save each other.

Slater's quiet intensity has always reminded me of a young Jack Nicholson. It's good to see his career rebounding. Like Robert Downey Jr. did with Tony Stark, Slater injects the roles of Henry and Edward with life experience no other actor could.

I'm not sure spy dramas can last in the current climate, but I'd like to see the show explore deep questions of identity untouched by lighter fare.

Did anyone else catch Henry Spivey reading Lee Child's Bad Luck and Trouble in bed? Except the title on the dust jacket was Inside the Organization by Brennan Dyson.

Life of Crime

Declan Burke asks, "[A]ny theories as to why crime fiction takes such a compelling grip as to last you an entire lifetime?"

My comment, with some additional thoughts:

I was fascinated with movie and TV detectives at a young age, but as many have said, I began to read my favorite characters in my late teens.

I don't need to to see good beat evil or order restored from chaos, but I do enjoy a sense of "roundness". Events or details from the beginning of a story play into the end. I enjoy trying to solve puzzles along with the protagonist (as opposed to waiting for the protag to make brilliant, surprising deductions). This is a level of reader participation found in no other kind of story.

Lastly, crime fiction seems to present worlds I can most easily believe. Sure, they may be too dark for some, but I prefer a little dark to too light or far-fetched.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Smallville: "Committed"

An epically brokenhearted jeweler kidnaps Jimmy and Chloe, threatening to kill them if they don't pass his twisted relationship test. Clark and Lois bait said psychopath by pretending to be engaged.

Despite this episode's schlockiness, Smallville is actually doing something new to the Superman mythos, making Lois and not Clark the infatuated pursuer.

Kudos to writer Bryan Q. Miller.

I Said What?

Eleven days ago, I predicted Joe Torre's Dodgers would win the World Series over the Tampa Bay Rays. I always go with my sentimental favorites, you see. Where's the fun in completely calculating the outcome?

Now it looks like the Rays will play the Phillies for the title. Nothing against the Phillies, but I'm going with the Rays.

Ali and Me


With SHOTS' and The Rap Sheet's Ali Karim, photo by Jen Jordan

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

This Old House

The lashing we took from a Nor'easter (Thank you, Hanna) and subsequent rains left my bedroom ceiling looking like a leaky lunchbag that could tear anytime. The night I left for B'con, the new insulation was in place, and the new paint job was drying. What a weight off my mind.

I'm coming off my second good night of sleep since getting home and yesterday I finished reading the unsolicited submissions for Lineup #2, but I haven't settled back yet. I did the major unpacking in a flash the first night, but my two B'con book bags are still flopped on the floor, bringing to mind a poem originally published on Nan Purnell's Lunatic Chameleon site in 2006:

Living Vicariously Through Luggage

Two duffel bags
in front of my closet
maintain the illusion
I've just gotten in--
where from doesn’t matter:
pockets filled with foreign air,
body not yet used to being home.


--Gerald So

NCIS: "Heartland"

Unknown assailants ambush two Marines in an alley behind a bar leaving one Marine dead and the other badly hurt. The latter has ties to the Pennsylvania coal town of Stillwater, the as-yet unmentioned birthplace of one Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

Reminiscent of last season's "Requiem", this episode features a kinder, gentler Gibbs at odds with but ultimately obedient to his father Jackson (Ralph Waite). Their relationship brings to mind Jim and Rocky Rockford or adult Clark Kent tending to the family farm in Smallville.

Gibbs's old nemesis in Stillwater is keeping a dark secret, and only when he's allowed to be his uncompromising "city" self does Gibbs uncover it. The episode expertly handles the fact that Gibbs previously said his father was "long passed." Father and son end up working well together, and I'd love to see Waite recur in an episode as good as this one.

UPDATE (02/09/09): Just caught the Season 2 episode "The Bone Yard," in which Gibbs mentioned his father was "long past." At the time, he was negotiating with mobster Jimmy Napolitano (Robert Costanzo), which means, of course, he might have been lying to protect his father.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Once Upon a Bouchercon

From the moment I stepped into the hospitality suite, after checking in but before storing my luggage, a gaggle of writers and fans embraced me. I was finally putting faces and voices to so many names I admired. A bit overwhelming, yes, but every knowing glance, every conversation, every laugh over the four days remains clear to me. At the same time, my internal editor has deleted any attempts to list everyone I met. No one likes a name-drop after all, but I'll mention a few of the longer conversations and repeat appearances, if only to prove I actually attended.

One of the first to welcome me was perhaps the warmest voice in cyberspace, fellow contributor to Nasty. Brutish. Short., Bill Crider.

Before even storing my luggage, I fell into conversation with Crime Scene Scotland's Russel McLean. I gladly crossed paths with Russel every day of the con, and he was one of the last people I spoke to before leaving, so the weekend seems punctuated by his enthusiastic "Mmm-hmm, yeah."

Russel introduced me to Spinetingler's Sandra Ruttan and the queen of crime podcasts, In For Questioning's Angie Johnson-Schmit. I then touched base with Dave White, who on Satuday morning's P.I. panel was officially called by the venerable John Lutz, "Awesome Dave."

The first panel I attended was Janie's Got a Gun, Thursday 4:30-5:30. (Outside the panel room, I met Bill Cameron and Brett Battles.) JT Ellison, Cornelia Read, and Greg Rucka were all unable to attend, but Alison Janssen filled in ably as moderator and Tom Cain as panelist, along with Tasha Alexander, Robert Fate, and Zoë Sharp. Great to hear each of their characters' attitudes toward violence, and how vulnerable the knees are in a pinch.

The 7:00 P.M. Opening Ceremonies were standing room only, but I managed to swim through and get a decent view of the proceedings. I said hello to Jason Pinter and finally met Sean Chercover in person. Sean would later win the PWA's Shamus for Best First Novel Big City, Bad Blood, and as a group of us walked back to the Sheraton, I got to ask how he felt within minutes of winning.

Friday morning, Jack Bludis and I had the breakfast buffet at the Radisson Lord Baltimore. This was supposed to be a meet-and-greet for members of my various e-Groups, but I didn't mind the chance to chat with Jack, who said he wasn't that into poetry and probably wouldn't attend the Poetry In Motion panel at ten, but showed up anyway and afterward told me he'd changed his mind and would take a copy of The Lineup. How about that?

The panel went well. I don't know that we sold the concept of crime poetry, but I hope we made a few people curious. In addition to answering the audience's basic questions about poetry, we each read some of our work. I read "A Single Bound" and "Witness Protection". These were the shortest by far, and I took some good natured ribbing, but all I had to say was, "Potency."

After the panel I went to the signing room and signed a few copies for people at no charge. Though crime has always been as much a part of poetry as it has fiction, the reading of crime in poetry may be well behind fiction. The Lineup is currently the only crime poetry collection at the Library of Congress. The major task right now is to get people to read and appreciate hardboiled and noir attitude in poetry. (One such reader was author Charles Benoit, who caught up with me later and said he read the book cover-to-cover aloud twice, probably infuriating his neighbors, but it had to be done.)

The next Friday panel I attended was about first novels with Craig McDonald, Marcus Sakey, and Sean Chercover. I asked them if their second novels were easier, more difficult, or as difficult as their first. Committed writers that they are, they all said more difficult, valuing the challenge to continue to push themselves.

Then I was off to the forgotten books panel moderated by Dana Kaye, with Bill Crider, Patti Abbott, Lee Child, Ali Karim, and Rae Helmsworth. The panel was great, but just as great for me was getting into a conversation before the panel with James R. Benn, writer of the Billy Boyle series.

Next was Jen Jordan's panel with Christa Faust, Martyn Waites, Nathan Singer, and Russel McLean. Ostensibly it was about books that leave a lasting impact, but the panelists got to talking about how imagining character complexity is a large part of that impact.

Friday night was the Shamus Awards banquet. I was dressed in the same suit as in my profile photo, different shirt and tie, and for a while I felt overdressed as no one sat with me. Eventually I was joined by Gary Phillips, Libby Fischer Hellman, and several contributors to Chicago Blues. I picked the table closest to the buffet for easy access, but each table was called individually, with the closest last. Oh, well. My tablemates and I got to know each other better than anyone in the room.

I was particularly pleased Cornelia Read won the Best Short Story Shamus for "Hungry Enough", a terrific story. Get well soon, Cornelia.

After dinner, I skipped a tour of Poe's burial site, but on my way back to the hotel, John Harvey and I struck up a conversation, and though he hasn't written a poem in years, he said he'd try for The Lineup's December 15 invited submission deadline.

Saturday morning I attended the 8:30 publishing panel moderated by Madeira James with agents David Hale Smith and Scott Miller, publicist Maggie Griffin, editor Ben LeRoy, and reviewer Sarah Weinman. As an editor, I was gratified to here from others to whom the common sense details were important. Follow the submission guidelines, people.

Feeling malnourished at this point, I stopped for a drink at the hospitality suite and chatted with Jim Born about the status of Naked Authors.com and his hilarious fun with firearms YouTube videos. I also gladly praised Jim's books to Doris Ann Norris.

At 11:30 was the panel on the P.I. novel moderated by Harry Hunsicker, with Declan Hughes, Linwood Barclay, John Lutz, Michael Wiley, and Dave White. Each author showed deep appreciation for the P.I. novel, none moreso than Hughes, whose visible and vocal anger at those who declare the P.I. novel dead is sure to encourage a generation.

At 1:30, I caught a panel about conflicted protagonists for the chance to meet Sean Doolittle and J.D. Rhoades and was also impressed with R.J. Ellory's remarks on fiction theory.

At 3:00 I attended a panel exploring Batman's place, if any, among crime fiction's greatest detectives. A couple of the original, more authoritative panelists had pulled out of the con, but it was still interesting to try and reconcile the different eras of Batman with why the character has remained so popular. I was glad to meet Murder By the Book's McKenna Jordan and learn of Victor Gishler's love for Frank Miller's Daredevil run.

At 4:30 I thought I'd get an early start toward St. Alphonsus for 5:30 Mass. When I got there, the doors were locked and there was no listing of a 5:30 Mass. I could have headed back to the hotel and gone to Mass at 8:30 the next morning, but that would make things tight on the last day of the con. While I was thinking what to do, two doctors who were part of the Catholic Medical Association convention at the Hyatt came by. They were likewise stymied by the locked doors but told me of a 5:30 Mass at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary. As we walked there, I told them my father had been a pediatric surgeon and talked a bit about B'con and crime poetry. The basilica and the Mass were two of the most amazing experiences I've ever had. Part of the homily focused on the role and commitment of Catholic doctors. I thought of my dad and also my mom, who gave up practicing surgery to raise my brother and me.

After Mass, the shortcut the doctors and I had taken was closed off so I wandered a few blocks looking for the way back to the hotel. An hour and a half later, Charles Benoit caught sight of me and I joined up with his friends back to the hotel.

Just before 9:00 I was in the lobby debating taking part in Thalia Proctor's Pub Quiz when Scott Phillips walked by and asked if I wanted to join him, Declan Burke, Stacia Decker, John McFetridge, and friends. I said, "Sure."

I thought they were going to the lounge for the quiz, but before I knew it I was back outside and decided to go with them to dinner at The Yacht Club. It sounded fancy, and by this time I had on my Smallville gym shirt, but the place turned out to be a bar.

After dinner, Dana King and I followed John into the hotel restaurant to meet with Peter Rozovsky and Angie Johnson-Schmit. Peter and Angie had participated in the quiz and seemed less than thrilled with the results. The hours of conversation and laughs that ensued among the five of us made a great final night for me.

Despite getting to bed at 1:30 A.M., I woke up 5:30, showered, packed, and checked out. At 8:30, I was about to go into the Sunday hangover panel when a fire alarm went off. I don't know what I would have done had I been in my room, but as it was all I had to do was walk to the end of the hall, up some stairs, and out the door. Two fire engines responded to what turned out to be a false alarm. I went back into the panel and got to witness the coiled fury that is Stuart MacBride.

I had just enough time for one more panel: A Town Called Malice, after which I met with poetry fan Pari Noskin Taichert and fellow blogger, Martin Edwards.

Bonuses for me were a quick chat with Jeremiah Healy and talking basketball and architecture with S.J. Rozan.

The trip as a whole reminded me, despite efforts to plan, how easily I can reduced to stumbling along with no plan. I've had to put my faith in something beyond myself all my life, and the big things have all worked out for the good. I didn't need any of it to happen to sustain my faith, but as I said to Jon Jordan when he offered me a second B'con book bag, "I'll take it."

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

The Road to Bouchercon

Just over twelve hours from now I'll be heading to New Jersey to stay with relatives who will graciously drive me to Baltimore for Bouchercon Thursday morning.

I haven't heard from anyone about joining me for breakfast Friday, October 10th at the Radisson Lord Baltimore Grill. Anyone interested can e-mail me or comment here by 4:00 P.M. today or meet me in the lobby of the Sheraton Baltimore City Center on Friday at 7:30 A.M., and we'll make a plan for breakfast.

Here again are the panels and events I plan to attend.

I expect to be without Net access while at Bouchercon, but I'll be back Sunday night.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

A Yankee Fan watches the 2008 MLB Playoffs

I'm somewhat in denial that the Yankees missed the playoffs this year. On the other hand, it's nice not to be as invested as when the 2004 Yankees collapsed against Boston. In the just-completed Dodgers/Cubs series, I rooted for Joe Torre, Lou Piniella, and Ted Lilly, not being a fan of former Yankee Alfonso Soriano or Manny Ramirez.

Several experts thought the Angels would beat the Red Sox this year, but I think Tampa could really do it.

My picks from here on:

NL - Phillies over Brewers, Dodgers over Phillies

AL - Red Sox over Angels, Rays over White Sox, Rays over Red Sox

WS - Dodgers over Rays

How old are you now?

I'm thirty-four today and still relatively early to bed, early to rise. It's hard to judge where you should be in life after school. Some of my friends are married with children. My life hasn't changed much since I decided to write full-time five years ago. Still, there's a purity to brainstorming and finally finding the right words for whatever project that lets me know this is where I should be, what I should be doing.

I don't know what's on tap for today, but yesterday my brother treated me to lunch at McDonald's. We both had the Angus 1/3 Pound Chipotle BBQ Bacon burger. Here's to simple pleasures.

UPDATE: My brother, mother, and I had lunch at Cafe Baci in Westbury. I had the Cavatelli Tutto Funghi.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Smallville: "Toxic"

Oliver Queen is poisoned and, with twelve hours to live, flashes back on his time stranded on an island where he honed his bowhunting skills. Despite the patented Smallville flashiness, I'm a fan of the show's take on Green Arrow. I bought into Ollie's previous relationship with Tess Mercer and didn't want to believe she was behind his poisoning. Smallville isn't the same without Lex's obsessions, but Tess's brand of evil is refreshing, and as a looming offscreen presence, Lex works almost as well.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

How Random

Mark Troy tagged me to list six random facts about myself and then tag six other bloggers. I'm pretty sure I've done this meme before, but I can't find it in the archives, so here we go again:

1. I chose to attend Hofstra University and major in English in the sixth grade because my super-hot sixth-grade English teacher was an alum.

2. I received a varsity letter in high school for two years managing the boys' volleyball team. I stepped down when the coach who invited me did, too early to get a sweater on which to iron the letter.

3. In senior year at Hofstra, I once dashed across the campus bridge over Hempstead Turnpike with a tape recorder in my coat pocket playing John Williams's Superman theme.

4. On Halloween, dashed across the same bridge wearing a Freddy Kreuger mask and claw.

5. I am 23 years younger than Karen Allen.

6. One of my favorite meals is spaghetti and meatballs with croutons. Try it.


No tagging. You are free to go.

"I'm not Picard."

...said Starfleet Commander Benjamin Sisko after decking the omnipotent entity Q.

Avery Brooks of Spenser: For Hire and Deep Space Nine fame turns 60 today. He recently returned to his alma mater, Oberlin College, to play Willy Loman in a multicultural production of Death of a Salesman.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008